Monday, April 16, 2007

Random Observations

Random observations as observed by yours truly in the last 72 hours:

1.  Rollling down what seemed like a perfectly innocent grassy hill on Saturday night will result in oddly shaped bruises come Monday morning.

2.  The Krystals on Dauphin Street is only closed between 4:30 and 5 am, during which time they will not give you a sackful of Krystal burgers, no matter how nice you try to be.

3.  I do not have a "quiet" button.

4.  Rain creates puddles. Through which I will inevitably have to walk/drag my dress through.

5.  Shoemaker and Ferry are the best dance partners ever.  Especially when Shoe and I use tango arms like bowling balls and knock people out of the way.  Thanks.

6.  My friends do not understand the concept of "Caitlin has other plans that do not include us" and will repeatedly call...all night long...with increasing frequency...demanding (drunkenly) to know why I am not at {insert location here}. 

7.  I love my friends.  And I am consciously trying to make an effort to see them more often, especially the Mobile folks. 

8.  Lindsey Abeln is dangerous with a camera.

9.  The phrase, "Who is that blonde chick?" was in reference to me.  Apparently.

10.  Cassie has issues with stairs.  Someone should keep this in mind come her wedding day.

11.  Some things never change. 

12.  Some things change so much that you have to wonder what happened.

13.  The squirrel patrol are still assholes.

14.  Chinese food is an excellent cure for a hangover.

15.  So is Waffle House.

16.  Wardrobe malfunctions have the tendency to be hilarious. 

17.  "Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang makes people go nuts. 

18.  Cheesy poofs are buy one, get one free at the Bruno's on Old Shell.

19. Never get a man to do what you cna do for yourself.  Like fix a broken limo.

20. like no one is watching...especially on random pieces of furniture.