Chief started something fun!
To Mr. Fruitcake: "The trash ran this morning."
What I meant to say, "Why the EFF was I outside in blizzard conditions this morning when you promised to take out the trash, told me you were GOING to take out the trash, and even said you DID take out the trash. WHY was the trash still in the kitchen this morning, a full 3 hours after you left for work, and why am I schlepping it out to the ROAD?"
To uber-snotty classmate: 'Oh, you have test again?"
What I meant: "FINALLY! I have outscored your utlra-studying ass on SOMETHING! Eat my shorts! Booya! Ha! HAHA! I haven't cracked a book since before Thanksgiving and STILL outscored you!"
To classmate: "I like your new 'do!"
What I meant: "What in God's green earth were you thinking with THAT?"
Gah...I could go on and on and on...
